Thursday, June 3, 2010

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computing

reset Fundamental Principle of
vueva to turn off and

Pierce Law on the fundamental principle of resetting
1. Even if it is present in his office with a hydrogen bomb to explode in his hands, the computer will tell you: "Turn off and then on"
2. Restart is never enough, except in cases aberrant ratio
3. If you do not restart, it will enable
aberrant 4. Restarting does not work, the computer will work
5. This sequence is repeated in an infinite loop

Dimension de Saussure
The critical exception is no exception but the rule

Gutenberg comment
The printer software is always incompatible with something


conflict theory 1. All your old software is incompatible with its new Windows
2. The next day I get to update all your software, Microsoft will schedule a new Windows
3. If you have a Mac, it has a Mac

devaluation Act
The velocidada to which devalues \u200b\u200ba computer is directly proportional to what it cost to buy

Koch Paradigm
Antivirus detect all viruses except his
When a version that detects and formatted
If an update Internet, the virus will not let you go on internet

Lasswell Council
esra If the server busy, send a message
If no response is that the server is busy

Kierkegaard General Law
proxy connection fails by an internal error in the script that would disable the consexión with the server at the very time when they most needed to go on the Internet. Appendix

Sorensen
The browser will offer "click here" as a solution

Madrazo Conclusion Click
there is no good theory

computer behavior
1.Press Ctrl + S
2.In the time your computer detects that takes over half an hour without saving your work are concrete block and lose all information
3.Press Ctrl + S prevents the system to crash unless you do it for that purpose. In the latter case, block

Espinosa Axiom
If it works, do not touch

Murphy's Corollary
Where are my royalties?

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